Lord, grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of those players I had to kill today becausethey pissed me off.
And also dear lord, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they
may be connected to the ass that I may haveto kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on my Monday, 23% on my Tuesday, 40%
on my Wednesday, 20% on my Thursday, and 5% onmy Friday.
And help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that
players are trying to piss me off, that it only takes 42 muscles to frown, and
only 4 to extend my middle finger andtell them to bite me...
Thank you Lord.
 
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