Three buddies decided to take their wives
on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had
a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work,
they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy says, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we
got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7come 11" all
night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack
the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all nightand hollers "hit
me light or hit me hard", and I haven't hada wink of sleep either!"
The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the
slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick
and an a$$ full of quarters."
